And so we skip to the end of the interview (trust me, you didn’t miss much…. it got very rambling in the middle, I think at one point there was speaking in tongues, I nodded off between question six and answer eight…. in fact, the highlight of the entire thing was the streaker…. (allegedly)).

But this last one is an important one.

Obviously this question and answer was Granito’d and taken from a real interview between Martin Bashir and Princess Di.  I know you might be thinking this is pretty extreme source to (allegedly) Granito, but this actually DOES work for a couple of reasons.  First, I could totally see the (alleged) (con (allegedly)) artist having a secret dream to be the queen of our hearts…. despite that “bad boy” persona…. me thinks he doth protest too much.  Second, this actually illustrates another of his favorite little tricksy-tricks, as our (alleged) friend here, enjoys nothing more than basking in the light of professionals he’s (allegedly) worked with…. specifically the ones who have passed away…. y’ know, removing any opportunity to directly contradict him.  Possibly an all-time low.

Of course, with conspiracy theories swirling around of the death of the real queen of people’s hearts, perhaps he just got too close and those shadowy figures who lurk in the background of all such conspiracies are the ones responsible for bringing him down.

It’s possible.

Though I think he just wants to be a princess.


Next week, BOOO!

In more pleasant news, reviews Missing Linx and amongst other delightful things, says, “You wont regret picking up this fun gem.”

More Saturday Morning Cartoon Love for Missing Linx here.

And then, it’s all-age-tastic… yup, you guessed it… more Missing Linx reviewage. “For neither one of the kids to be familiar with the missing link lore, they had a blast with the book and can’t wait for me to pick up a hard copy for them.” Read the full review here and bask in the art of m’ colleague Courtney Huddleston.

WHAT?  Not finished yet!?  No indeed.  Inspector Gadget is on his way back this summer.  Pre-order your copy now! GO-GO-GADGET-AWESOME!