Phillip really is his own worst enemy.
If you’re reading this mere minutes after it went live, I was probably at that very moment sitting on a plane, uncomfortable, exhausted yet content after another SDCC. If I saw you there, you made the whole event come alive for me. If I didn’t see you there, the whole experience hung under a cloud of disappointment for me.
If you’re reading this later, I’m probably collapsed at home.
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Even Phillip hates himself.
He just can’t help himself.
In the Cemetery Universe, I AM Adam. I love his expression in the first panel. Sucked not having interwebs access all weekend, but huzzah, it’s back! Also, welcome back very tired but happy Dale!
OH THE HMANITY!!!!
No interwebs? How did you survive. You need to get yourself some pampering and put the whole horror behind you. No interwebs for me and I break out in a cold sweat.
I’m glad I’m also a bibliophile, so I just read. Books, huzzah!!!
My book addiction is worse than my interwebs one.
Ghosty Phillip is even worse.
And up to now, you probably though there was no way he could be a bigger jerk.
Zis is an intersting turn of efents.
but seriusly phillip stop ruining starvars for ze rest of us
Y’know, you write better in a fake phonetic German accent than you do in English.
Danke schön Herr Dale
LOl yes phil use the force
also herr Cualfield just cuz it is a brown glove does not mean there isnt brown skin under it
I have returned. 28 hours of being awake and a 45 minute flight as part of my journey home that took 4 and a half hours. Ugh!
But at least I had you guys to come back to.
Ve appreciate your company
Welcome home Dale * breaks out secret stashes of booze to celebrate*come enjoy the mead of ages and rink hartly of the cup of life my friend
*Welcomes you back with chocolates, peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, booze and big fluffy pillow*
HUZZAR!