The bloke with the keys and the mop

The bloke with the keys and the mop


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May 19, 2014 REALLY Resolving A Cliffhanger
May 12, 2014 Resolving A Cliffhanger
May 6, 2014 Getting Back To Normal
Apr 21, 2014 A New Character!
Apr 20, 2014 Let’s Get This Show On The Road
Mar 24, 2014 Auditioning for Godot?
Mar 17, 2014 Anybody Want A Gently Lived In Sofa?
Mar 10, 2014 Let’s Hope He Gets Hazard Pay
Mar 3, 2014 Surely A Match Made In Heaven… well… made somewhere.
Feb 24, 2014 24-7 Tedium
Feb 17, 2014 One Man In A Boat
Jan 25, 2013 The Mother Of All Cliffhangers…
Jan 23, 2013 Think Ya Got Enough TNT There, Fella?
Jan 21, 2013 Famous Last Words
Jan 18, 2013 It’s Full Of Stars! WHEEEEEEE!
Jan 16, 2013 Not Everyone Seems Worried
Jan 14, 2013 He’s Coming!
Jan 11, 2013 Sheer Elegance In It’s Simplicity
Jan 9, 2013 The Plot Thickens
Jan 7, 2013 Meanwhile, Back At The Plot
Jan 4, 2013 Recap, anyone?
Jan 2, 2013 Happy New Year
Dec 31, 2012 New Year’s Eve
Dec 28, 2012 Too Cynical?
Dec 26, 2012 Boxing Day
Dec 24, 2012 LET’S PAAAAAARTY!
Dec 21, 2012 More Sickness
Dec 19, 2012 Sickness
Dec 17, 2012 Enough?
Dec 14, 2012 OH NO! What Has Phillip Done!?
Dec 12, 2012 We Were Expecting Good Manners?
Dec 10, 2012 A Very Special Message
Dec 7, 2012 What’s-His-Name Takes A Stand
Dec 5, 2012 Subtext?
Dec 3, 2012 A New Voice
Nov 30, 2012 The Typewriter Is Mightier Than The… File? Really?
Nov 28, 2012 Be Careful What You Wish For
Nov 26, 2012 And He’s Not Even The Boss
Nov 23, 2012 HUZZAR! CHEAP CRAP!
Nov 21, 2012 Learning When To Shut Up
Nov 19, 2012 Putting Words In Their Mouths… Or Not
Nov 16, 2012 Getting Ready To Go
Nov 14, 2012 Too Much?
Nov 12, 2012 It’s An Honest Question… Honest!
Nov 9, 2012 Indulge Me, Won’t You?
Nov 7, 2012 I’d Watch THAT Show
Nov 5, 2012 A Simple Miscommunication
Nov 2, 2012 Phillip Is So Screwed
Oct 31, 2012 Happy Halloween!
Oct 29, 2012 Life In The Hoosegow
Oct 26, 2012 CRIKEY! Didn’t See That Coming!
Oct 24, 2012 He Blinked
Oct 22, 2012 He Doesn’t Want To Talk, OK?
Oct 19, 2012 Is That A Warning Alert I Hear?
Oct 17, 2012 Brotherly Love
Oct 15, 2012 See! There IS A Plot!
Oct 12, 2012 Those Who Fail To Learn From History
Oct 10, 2012 Would You Like To Booty Size That?
Oct 8, 2012 It’s Important….
Oct 5, 2012 That’s Commitment
Oct 3, 2012 Righteous Indignance!
Oct 1, 2012 Captain Oblivious Strikes!
Sep 28, 2012 Gotta Pay Better
Sep 26, 2012 It Pays To Hire Good People
Sep 24, 2012 You Gotta Have A Funny Sign
Sep 21, 2012 If You’re Not Part Of The Solution
Sep 19, 2012 The Interwebs Are Dangerous
Sep 17, 2012 It’s Important To Have Priorities
Sep 14, 2012 KA-BOOM!
Sep 12, 2012 Someone’s Gonna Get Fired
Sep 10, 2012 Fear My Pen!
Sep 7, 2012 Strange Bedfellows
Sep 5, 2012 Hopefully There’s A Mute Button
Sep 3, 2012 Some Days You Can’t Catch A Break
Aug 31, 2012 Sometimes It’s Hard To Stand Out
Aug 29, 2012 Suck It Greens!
Aug 27, 2012 Yeah… He’s The Boss
Aug 24, 2012 A Stroke Of Genius… Or Insanity.
Aug 22, 2012 Waiting For The Other Guy To Fail
Aug 20, 2012 Flashback!
Aug 17, 2012 A Bad Feeling
Aug 15, 2012 IT BURNS!
Aug 13, 2012 #NBCFail
Aug 10, 2012 DIVE DIVE DIVE!
Aug 8, 2012 The Olympic Experience
Aug 6, 2012 Impotent Annoyance!
Aug 3, 2012 And Really, Aren’t We ALL Kinda Olympians?
Aug 1, 2012 It’s Cheaper Than Playboy TV
Jul 30, 2012 Opening Ceremony
Jul 27, 2012 AAAAAAAAAAW!
Jul 25, 2012 Words With Phillip
Jul 23, 2012 Batman Doesn’t Kill
Jul 20, 2012 No Spoilers
Jul 18, 2012 Some Super Powers Are Kinda Gross….
Jul 16, 2012 There’s No Known Cure
Jul 13, 2012 Just A Typical Friday 13th
Jul 11, 2012 They’re Heeeeee-yer!
Jul 9, 2012 You Won’t See This On Super Nanny!
Jul 6, 2012 It’s Like A Greek Tragedy
Jul 4, 2012 There’s A Reason He Works In A Convenience Store
Jul 2, 2012 The Most Honest Strip Ever
Jun 29, 2012 It Was Only A Matter Of Time
Jun 27, 2012 Flying And Stuff!
Jun 25, 2012 Superman TOOOOOO!
Jun 22, 2012 Rickrolled!
Jun 20, 2012 Tiffany’s On A Roll…
Jun 18, 2012 Meme Schmeme
Jun 15, 2012 It Comes Down To Semantics
Jun 13, 2012 Trouble In The Exercise Yard
Jun 11, 2012 This Can’t Be Good
Jun 8, 2012 I Know What You’re Thinking….
Jun 6, 2012 Mr. Wampyre
Jun 4, 2012 BATS!
Jun 1, 2012 Let The Angry Comments Commence
May 30, 2012 Meeting The Voters
May 28, 2012 Back To The Real World
May 25, 2012 If Only The Hulk Were Really Here Now
May 23, 2012 Time To Call In The… um… Experts?
May 21, 2012 Cemetery Street Good Guys Assemble!
May 18, 2012 I’m Against It!
May 16, 2012 It’s Inevitable
May 14, 2012 Plans Are Forming
May 11, 2012 That’s Why You Do Research
May 9, 2012 DOUCHE-BAGS ASSEMBLE!
May 7, 2012 The Inevitable Crash
May 4, 2012 But Before All That… FREE COMICS!
May 2, 2012 Taking It Seriously
Apr 30, 2012 An (Un)Expected Response
Apr 27, 2012 An Announcement
Apr 25, 2012 A Decision Is Made
Apr 23, 2012 A Kindred Spirit
Apr 20, 2012 ASPIRIN… STAT!
Apr 18, 2012 A Morning After
Apr 16, 2012 Getting Back To Normal…
Apr 13, 2012 The OTHER Cemetery Street Wedding
Apr 11, 2012 Just When You Thought Your Croutons Were Safe
Apr 9, 2012 One Man’s Junk….
Apr 6, 2012 It’s A Dangerous Business…
Apr 4, 2012 Lights Out! ….Again
Apr 2, 2012 All Is Revealed
Mar 30, 2012 Just When You Thought…
Mar 28, 2012 Hoodie
Mar 26, 2012 A Minor Flaw…
Mar 23, 2012 At Last….
Mar 21, 2012 PHILLIP HAS RETURNED!
Mar 19, 2012 An Unexpected Guest
Mar 16, 2012 Silence Is Golden
Mar 14, 2012 The Quiet Before The Storm?
Mar 12, 2012 Hopefully There’s An Open Bar
Mar 9, 2012 Things Are Running Smoothly… TOO Smoothly.
Mar 7, 2012 On The Plus-side, It Can Only Get Better
Mar 5, 2012 And So It Begins
Mar 2, 2012 They’ll Probably Have Salmon Canap├ęs
Feb 29, 2012 An Oldie But A Goodie
Feb 27, 2012 Are You Qualified?
Feb 24, 2012 And Craft Services Have Left Too
Feb 22, 2012 That’ll Impact The Way You Walk
Feb 20, 2012 A Palindromic
Feb 17, 2012 Now There’s Gonna Be Trouble
Feb 15, 2012 Quality Takes Time
Feb 13, 2012 OH NOOOOOO!
Feb 10, 2012 Could Anyone Else Go For A Slice?
Feb 8, 2012 The Net Tightens
Feb 6, 2012 A Curious Twist Of Fate
Feb 3, 2012 Face To Face With…?
Feb 1, 2012 Sure…. NOW He Has A Plan.
Jan 30, 2012 Don’cha Just Hate That David Caruso?
Jan 27, 2012 I know what they’re NOT doing….
Jan 25, 2012 It Was All Part Of The Plan
Jan 23, 2012 Who Are You Again?
Jan 20, 2012 Green Tea
Jan 18, 2012 Scouting Ahead
Jan 16, 2012 Progress And Danger
Jan 13, 2012 The Full >KOFF!< Experience!
Jan 11, 2012 Isn’t It Always The Way?
Jan 9, 2012 Maybe This Guy Can Help…
Jan 6, 2012 And Our Special Guest Star
Jan 4, 2012 If It Looks Like A Panda…
Jan 2, 2012 HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dec 30, 2011 A Lead To Follow
Dec 28, 2011 Things Return To Normal….
Dec 26, 2011 Apologies If You’re Eating….
Dec 23, 2011 HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Dec 21, 2011 How Are We Gonna Celebrate?
Dec 19, 2011 Maybe They Should Leave It There…
Dec 16, 2011 COWABUNGA…!
Dec 14, 2011 What now?
Dec 12, 2011 Heroes In A Half Sh… wait… Villains In A Sachet Pack!
Dec 9, 2011 The OTHER 99%
Dec 7, 2011 Does Someone Need A Tissue?
Dec 5, 2011 Meet Our Man In China
Dec 2, 2011 FENTON!!!
Nov 30, 2011 The Plan Begins To Emerge… kinda…
Nov 28, 2011 A Disturbing Disturbance
Nov 25, 2011 Mistaken Identity
Nov 23, 2011 All You Can Eat Buffets
Nov 21, 2011 Deja-vu…. Again
Nov 18, 2011 Meanwhile, On Wall Street…
Nov 16, 2011 Welcome To China
Nov 14, 2011 What’s this? An Animated Strip!
Nov 11, 2011 Seriously? You Want To Owe THAT Favor?
Nov 9, 2011 Animal Lovers & Language Purists
Nov 7, 2011 Attacked In The Dark
Nov 4, 2011 Please… We’re Not THAT Clever Here.
Nov 2, 2011 Excuses
Oct 31, 2011 It’s All About The Date
Oct 28, 2011 Let’s Cut To Scene Three
Oct 26, 2011 Spray ’em ALL!
Oct 24, 2011 They Went Where?
Oct 21, 2011 It’s About Quality
Oct 19, 2011 It’ll Be Ready Thursday
Oct 17, 2011 Bring Me The Head Of…. Him? Really?
Oct 14, 2011 Questions 9 & 10
Oct 13, 2011 Questions 7 & 8
Oct 12, 2011 Questions 5 & 6
Oct 11, 2011 Questions 3 & 4
Oct 10, 2011 Questions 1 & 2
Oct 7, 2011 Tim Burton
Oct 5, 2011 Where Else Would He Start?
Oct 3, 2011 English…. obviously.
Sep 30, 2011 Booo Gets Shirty
Sep 28, 2011 Taking The Pith
Sep 26, 2011 Move Along
Sep 23, 2011 A RUBBER SUIT For Crying Out Loud!
Sep 21, 2011 Who Had A Bowl Of Cranky This Morning?
Sep 19, 2011 We Don’t Got Time To Waffle
Sep 16, 2011 Summer Blockbuster
Sep 14, 2011 More Than A Sum Of The Parts?
Sep 12, 2011 Good looks?
Sep 9, 2011 His Favorite Subject
Sep 7, 2011 Not The Best Interviewee
Sep 6, 2011 Inside The Character’s Studio
Sep 5, 2011 A Labor Day Salute
Sep 2, 2011 Case Closed
Aug 31, 2011 Opportunity
Aug 29, 2011 Motive
Aug 26, 2011 And The Shooter Is….
Aug 24, 2011 He’s ALIIIIIIIVE!
Aug 22, 2011 BUMPER MONDAY STRIP!
Aug 19, 2011 Cracked The Case
Aug 17, 2011 Aaaaawk-ward
Aug 15, 2011 Capra Officium
Aug 12, 2011 A Minor Flaw In An Otherwise Faultless Plan
Aug 10, 2011 Could It Be Booo?
Aug 8, 2011 The Investigations Begins
Aug 5, 2011 MURRRR-DERRRR!
Aug 3, 2011 Blown Cover
Aug 1, 2011 STRIP #100
Jul 29, 2011 The Light… It BURNS Us, Precious!
Jul 27, 2011 Stay Away From The Li…. Actually, Go For It, Phillip
Jul 25, 2011 Use The Force, Phillip
Jul 22, 2011 Merde!
Jul 20, 2011 Zee Desiccated Brown Matter, She Is Tested, No?
Jul 18, 2011 Zee Detective, ‘e arrives
Jul 15, 2011 DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUNNNN!
Jul 13, 2011 A Gaseous Disturbance, Maybe?
Jul 11, 2011 He (or She) Is BEHIND YOU!
Jul 8, 2011 Fireworks
Jul 6, 2011 Just Don’t Talk About Her Weight
Jul 4, 2011 HAPPY FOURTH!
Jul 1, 2011 And I Think We Just Crossed A Line
Jun 29, 2011 True Love?
Jun 27, 2011 Technically, I Think That’s Assault
Jun 24, 2011 Remember, Mr. Manners Is NEVER An Unwelcome Guest
Jun 22, 2011 Marion Is A Machine
Jun 20, 2011 I.B.S.
Jun 17, 2011 You Bore Me
Jun 15, 2011 Meanwhile, North of the Border
Jun 13, 2011 First Day Back
Jun 10, 2011 Mission Accomp… SONUVABI….!
Jun 8, 2011 Booo Works It
Jun 6, 2011 At Least The Scenery Was Nice, eh?
Jun 3, 2011 A Week Full Of Stupid
Jun 1, 2011 Who was in charge of packing?
May 30, 2011 What’s for dinner, eh?
May 27, 2011 OK… Hopefully There’s a Plan C
May 25, 2011 Hopefully There’s a Plan B
May 23, 2011 They’ve Got Phillip!
May 20, 2011 An Emergency Situation!
May 18, 2011 More XXXtreme Mime
May 16, 2011 XXXTREME Mime
May 13, 2011 Marion Clarifies…
May 11, 2011 Magicial Mystery Tour
May 9, 2011 Marion Starts To Get Desperate
May 6, 2011 They’re heeeeeeeeere!
May 4, 2011 And now a word…
May 2, 2011 Taxes…? How quaint.
Apr 29, 2011 It’s A Moral Thing
Apr 27, 2011 Comic Geek Privatization
Apr 25, 2011 Spoilers and Cliffhangers
Apr 22, 2011 Capes and Sidekicks… It’s Where It’s At
Apr 20, 2011 Career Paths… Who Makes ‘Em
Apr 18, 2011 Welcome Back Booo!
Apr 15, 2011 The Secret of Rob Granito’s Downfall
Apr 13, 2011 The TOTALLY Unbiased Rob Granito Interview
Apr 11, 2011 Rob Granito’s Sock
Apr 8, 2011 This Time It’s Personal.
Apr 6, 2011 April F…….
Apr 4, 2011 The obligatory legal disclaimer
Apr 1, 2011 Rob Granito WAS here
Mar 30, 2011 Rob Granito IS here
Mar 28, 2011 Rob Granito was NOT here
Mar 25, 2011 On hold
Mar 23, 2011 Taking the 5th
Mar 21, 2011 Tax Season
Mar 18, 2011 Independent Contractions
Mar 16, 2011 Phillip’s Here To Save The Day
Mar 14, 2011 Geeks and Jocks of the World UNITE! …wait …what?
Mar 11, 2011 It was for his own good
Mar 9, 2011 There’s logic in there… somewhere… right?
Mar 7, 2011 Lunch plans
Mar 4, 2011 Even the Sith are fashion-conscious
Mar 2, 2011 This guy’s electric
Feb 28, 2011 …and the award goes to…
Feb 25, 2011 All we’re missing are unicorns and sparkles
Feb 23, 2011 The Official Company Statement
Feb 21, 2011 Manifest whatiny?
Feb 18, 2011 You got anything…?
Feb 16, 2011 Remember where you live
Feb 14, 2011 It worked… kinda.
Feb 11, 2011 Polly wanna cracker?
Feb 9, 2011 Meet where…?
Feb 7, 2011 Intervention
Feb 4, 2011 It’s a special workspace… honest!
Feb 2, 2011 Improvise!
Jan 31, 2011 The Man behind the Curtain
Jan 28, 2011 New Purse and Yoghurt
Jan 26, 2011 It’s funny when it’s the other guy
Jan 24, 2011 Y’ know who he looks like…?
Jan 21, 2011 Geeks… where else WOULD you find them?
Jan 19, 2011 Support your local Comic Store
Jan 17, 2011 Shoe Shopping… it’s an addiction
Jan 14, 2011 T.M.I.
Jan 12, 2011 Make-Up… some people just shouldn’t
Jan 10, 2011 Mending fences and building friendships… kinda
Jan 7, 2011 The benefits of Auto Correct
Jan 5, 2011 Written Confirmation
Jan 3, 2011 Damn you Auto Correct!
Dec 29, 2010 Somebody call a dermatologist!
Dec 28, 2010 Mutant Dandruff
Dec 27, 2010 Snow Day
Dec 16, 2010 Mudbath
Dec 15, 2010 Lunch with(out) Phillip
Dec 14, 2010 Meet Phillip
Dec 13, 2010 Meet the new guy
Dec 12, 2010 Finding a room-mate
Dec 3, 2010 Some folks are just rude